"She's sweet but she's fucked up"

paulyoptosaurus:

trying to put my bedsheets on by myself is like wrestling with satan

(Source: pau1y)

garethmallorys:

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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voldieshorcrux ralph-is-fiennes haven’t we done this before?

tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

(Source: whiteboyfriend)

cytoplast:

you aren’t edgy and different just because you have an offensive opinion ok

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scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.
bleached-paradise:

☁︎Follow for more☁︎
my-teen-quote:

more relatable posts here

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

Good pick up line: Nice shirt, I love that band.
Better pick up line: Nice shirt, I'm in that band.

raynargayez-jr:

when people promise you things youre really excited about but never go through with it

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— Katherine Jackson, From “My Family, The Jacksons” (via mjokay)

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"She's sweet but she's fucked up"

paulyoptosaurus:

trying to put my bedsheets on by myself is like wrestling with satan

(Source: pau1y)

garethmallorys:

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

image

voldieshorcrux ralph-is-fiennes haven’t we done this before?

tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

(Source: whiteboyfriend)

cytoplast:

you aren’t edgy and different just because you have an offensive opinion ok

ifonlywewereamoungstfriends:

deathcabforkehan:

shipwreckedatseaa:

jakehellrose:

gnarville:

Proof that Bill Murray really is the most interesting man in the world.

That’s why I love this guy.

bill fuckin murray

my hero

scoregasm:

crystal-shines:

What a delightful sleeping bag

If someone broke into your tent trying to murder you you could just scare them off as a bear.
bleached-paradise:

☁︎Follow for more☁︎
my-teen-quote:

more relatable posts here

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

  • Good pick up line: Nice shirt, I love that band.
  • Better pick up line: Nice shirt, I'm in that band.

raynargayez-jr:

when people promise you things youre really excited about but never go through with it

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harmaleizer:

Im just going to leave this here…

"

My experience with Marlon and Brandon didn’t dissuade me from getting pregnant again. The following year August 29, I gave birth to another boy.

I remember that day well because my water broke while my neighbor Mildred White and I were driving over to see the new grammar school under construction, Garnett Elementary.

“Oh, my God, Mildred, I can’t sit in your car like this!” I exclaimed.

“Girl, don’t worry about it,” Mildred said, turning the car around.

At my request Mildred drove me home. I called my mother and she and my stepfather drove me to Mercy Hospital.

Shortly after I got there, I began having contractions. Later that night, my son was born.

“I want to name him,” my mother said. I hated her first suggestion: Ronald.

“How about Roy, then?”

“Oh, my gosh, Mama, no.”

She thought for a little while. “I’ve got it — Michael.”

“That’s it,” I said.

By then I was used to seeing my babies born with funny looking heads, so I wasn’t alarmed by Michael’s. The two other things I remember about him as I held him in my arms for the first time were his big brown eyes and his long hands, which reminded me of my father-in-law’s.

"
Katherine Jackson, From “My Family, The Jacksons” (via mjokay)
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